One of the most amusing parts of travel is seeing all the mistranslated and just plain funny signs around the world. I'll add to this section as I go along, but here are some of my favorites so far:
1. "After Using the Toilet, Please Clean Up Probably. Thank You for your Civic Mindedness." - Hostel, Singapore
2. "Congratulations - We Are Now Open" - Shop, Singapore
3. "Please Do Not Feed the Seagulls. They Shit All Over the Place and it Will Sometimes Land in Your Food" - Patio of Fish and Chips restaurant, Australia
4. "Please Do Not Let Strangers Follow You Inside" - On the graffiti-covered entrance to a sketchy looking hostel in Melbourne, where obviously we decided not to stay.
5. "No Cooking in Laundry" - Campground, Australia