“He did not understand..and he did not want to understand”
“Yes ma’am we have sent your business cards to Gujarat” [I live in Delhi]
"Ma'am you will have to take the lift" - the two men struggling to push a heavy duty photocopier up the stairs. That's right..... I should take the lift while they took the stairs
"She used to be a man"
"She used to be a wannabe and then she became a page 3 girl"
Love it.
PS still my favourite:
“No, because we would have to buy a modem” – on why I have to have cable not broadband internet
