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I think I threw up 40 times in my mouth

PERU | Sunday, 21 February 2010 | Views [259]

Hector picked me up at 3 in the morning and we headed over to his house where his mother, father and 3 of his mothers’ students waited for a mini van to come pick us up.  I was headed to the jungle.  No, it is not as exotic as it sounds, but it was fabulous, at times.  By 4 in the morning we were all packed and headed on our way.  It was bone chilling cold and his mother demanded that Hector and I sit in the front so I can see the view.  It was with great intention but at 4 in the morning the view doesn’t want to be seen and I do not want to see it.  We quickly fell asleep along with the rest of the crew.  And I mean all of us.  2 hours into the trip, wrapped up in alpaca blankets and layered by the nines, we hear a major thump and our heads go crashing into the right windows as the car swerves to the left and panic begins to erupt over the sound of the puttering motor.  Within a few minutes all the men climb into the dark, rainy night and proceed to find a mini boulder to place under the front right wheel.  The driver, I will call him SP for sleeping beauty, rolls the van back and forth until it is finally resting on top of this boulder giving him enough room to raise the car and twist on another tire.

 

Hector’s mother then kicks us out of the front into the back seat because she is now aware that she must remain awake the rest of the travels or we may not make it back in time.  [The On Monday Hector informed me that this same driver in the same van took another trip to Quillabamba the following day and this time one of the passengers wasn’t so lucky.  He ended up flipping the car over and one traveler died.]

 

So we climbed in the back with our ensemble of covers and sheets and puffy jackets and again went back to sleep.  This time we woke up, it was also because we were being thrown back and forth by the side of the roads but also because the nausea began to make itself known.  So Hector tells the guys in front of us to let his mother know that we are feeling quite sick in the back and then they lean forward and whisper to his mother.  2 minutes later I see something being passed back to us and his mother, thoughtful and sweet in all her ways (seriously though) passes back a white plastic bag the size of my palm and sends the message to aim well.  So for the next 2.5 hours I am crushing my eyes closed while I try to imagine being somewhere else for the sake of my own cleanliness and the odour that can kill all the others if I slip up in my guided meditation for even a moment.   The only reprise was that 3 hours into the ride (an hour after the “accident”) all of a sudden the climate changed drastically and I went from having difficult breathing and shivering all the time to enjoying the amazing influx of air that flowed naturally into my body and made me feel at peace and calm and serene for the first time in awhile.  This was due solely to the fact that we were now a few hundred meters lower and it was hot.  I was stripping layers like off like it was my last opportunity and then the sweat began to drip from my forehead and my thighs squeaked together and then again I was uncomfortable.  Haha.

 

So we finally make it and the first thing everyone does is climb into bed and sleep for another 4 hours.  It was hot and exhausting and no one could move.  Jump to Sunday where we experience Carnival all over again.  It was AMAZING.  It was 300 times more exciting than in Cuzco.  Dancers from over 30 regions came in their brightly colored folk outfits and strange music.  They lined up at the beginning of the route and waited for the incoming assault.  As each group began their ascent to the main square, men, women and children from rooftops, doorways, taxis, cars, motorcycles, windows, etc.  threw buckets and buckets of water on these innocent entertainers.  Unlike Cusco though, it was hot and the water was welcome.  People were pelting water balloons, spraying shaving cream and the best was colored powder that they threw (blues, pinks, yellows, reds) on all the soaking passerby’s so that it felt like we were in a Dr. Seuss book.   While I never made it to the plaza for fear of getting my only clothing wet, I was later told by Hector’s mother that the fire trucks came and even whipped out their hoses and sprayed unmercifully on all the plaza.  People were dripping, dancing, singing and happy.  It was a most amazing experience. 

 

By 3PM we got back in the minivan (different one this time) and headed home.  As we traveled we passed little villages of 15-20 people who were dancing around a tree by the side of the road.  The tree was filled with decorated gifts and men and women held hands as they circled the tree and then took turns trying to cut it down.  This happened throughout all the villages in the jungle.  Hector told me that the person who knocks down the tree not only gets all the presents in it but is then responsible for decorating the tree the following year.  Also, this was a perfect opportunity for the bored kids to come running after us with their own water pistols to continue the water game.  It was a continual cycle.  We were dying of heat and had to roll down the windows and then as we approached a village we scrambled to roll the windows back up before we were the target of mayhem.  We were successful most of the time.  Again, Hector and I were the only ones who still remained dry throughout the whole weekend.  We dodged water attacking us from every which way by hiding behind trucks, ducking under canopies and maneuvering through packs of heavily embroidered ladies dancing.

 

About 3 hours into the trip, before we hit the cold front, the minivan stopped so everyone could have a bathroom break.  Hector and I got out and admired the view.  We were literally in the middle of the mountains with nothing for miles and only fresh, beautiful air and peace and silence.  His family and friends bought some food and water and we stood at the edge of the road trying to drink in the serenity.  4 minutes into our little getaway, we hear a huge bus chugging up the mountain so of course we took the necessary precautions and stepped further onto the edge without needing to turn around or acknowledge what was about to pass.   And then it hit us.  Screaming kids stuck their heads out the windows as other kids emptied their full buckets of water all over the back of us.  Freezing, cold, wet, nasty water and our very dry and peaceful selves.  We both screamed at the instant the water hit, shocked at what happened and then we fell to the floor laughing knowing that it was only just that we too got our share of Carnival.

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