Day 6 Sat 11-12-2010
Woke up early today to go on a boat trip to some Islands that we have no idea the name of. So the first stop we went snorkelling visability at about 5% and 2 fishes hmmmm but we did have awesome fun jumping off of the top level of the boat. Ok so the boat was pretty cool it was a 3 story with the bottom deck for food and old people that cant climb the stairs, the second story was a bar and rest level for those that dont like the sun and the third story was a sun deck for all the awesome people like us..... Ok so next stop was an amazing island that we swam about 50m to get to here we just chilled out in the water and did a little trek into the rain forest where i ticked off another of my things to do when Dean and I swang from tree vines like tarzan.... So we became friends with some Dutch girls on the trip we shall call them team Holland for future reference... So we made it back to the mainland in the arvo some time after the crazy German skipper got smashed behind the bar and you all may not beleive it but Dean didnt do anything stupid ALLDAY!!!! Ok so meet team Holland out for dinner bring the pack of cards and get absolutely Battered Nath got attacked by dogs on his way home and Dean and I rolled in about 5am after spending most of the night stumbling around the dance floor at JJ's....
Day 7 Sun 12-12-2010
Ok so the most i moved allday was from my bed to Naths and Deans bed to watch football replays. Dean on the other hand was a good bloke and took team Holland to the beach as we had promised and Nath well he pretty much just pined for Ida allday well that what it looked like to me anyways..... I did make it back down to the beach for the beach bbq just before sunset feeling as fresh as a squashed bobtail on a breezy 40' day... So tonight we just chilled and managed to stay awake to see an awesome game between Tottenham and Chelsea....
Day 8 Mon 13-12-2010
Ok so today got some quality time in relaxing on the beach feeling a bit crook today... Harden up Nath reckons... Pfft contemplated the boat party allday but decided that since we had to get picked up at 7.30am to head to Phmon Phen or what ever the capital is called... Had a couple of beers with a beach bbq sat in the magical rocking chair for a bit watched some true blood and got an early night. Nath woke up to watch Man Utd beat Arsenal i saw the goal and about 10 mins of the game and fell asleep
Day 9 Tue 14-12-2010
Got the bus to the capital found a guest house oh and i had to do 10 p-ups in amongst all the tuk tuk drivers whilst unloading baggage from the bus... OK so let me explain we have a game going where you have to do 10 p-ups if you say the word "mine" in any context, then we just try to set each other up all the time. And you have to do them then and there, so far I've done like a thousand and in the future (Wed) Dean finally pulls one on Nath in the middle of the club. So today we visit S-21 which was a school that got converted to a jail during Pol Pots regime. We met up with Evelyn here then went to the killing fields which was pretty savage to imagine what had happened there. At night we all went out for dinner and had a walk around the town and down by the river.. How romantic I know!!
Day 10 Wed 15-12-2010$1
OK, so today we caught the bus back to Siem Reap as we need to get back across the border to pick up Crisps in BKK. Upon arival we head to the mexican bar that has specials on Magharitas and Tacos $1 NICE ONE!!! Although, we decide Magharitas are shit and stick to beers. Here we meet an English guy called Paddy (shit parents) then 19 beers later we head to Ankor Wat bar for some carnage with beer towers. We hammered through about 5 of them so I was the first one to take myself off to sleep. Dean and Nath walk Team Tassie home then on the way back they stop for food Dean wants seconds so Nath heads back with out him and this is where Dean's escapades with the lady boys begin.... So he's walking back after his feed where lady boy 1 approaches him and starts grabbing his arm, then 100m down the road lady boy 2 appears so Dean realises amongst all the groping that he is horny but has no money so he trades his camera for a blow job.... or amongst all the groping he may have had the camera stolen (it depends who is telling the story...). So very satisfied with being pleasured by lady boys and getting some points he heads home. So, he busts through the door asking if we have his camera... NO DEAN we dont have your camera (every night he accuses us of losing his camera only to find it somewhere on his bed) so he realises that he has traded his camera for sex and might need the photos that are on there... or he realises it has been stolen (subjective)... So Dean's like right i'm gonna get it back, "Come on Nath" and storms out of the room.... Pretty sure Nath managed to get his head off of the pillow and that was about it and we both fell asleep again... 15 mins later, Dean comes back with his camera - GOOD MAN!!! He went down there approached them and said, "I pay, I pay", as they came over he unleashed the fury (which we are assuming he went back to the room to get) and went on a verbal rampage at some very bewildered "ITs" who proceeded to give him his camera back.... So they all touched each other's cocks and went their seperate ways!!!
