Well it's come to the sad end of my campaign across the face of the Earth. Currently i am in Hawaii an will be returning home in a little over 2 days.
So what have i got to say about Hawaii? Well people are really quite overweight here and food portions are so grossly oversized that i am glad i am going home. Hawaii is nice in a kitschy "i feel like i'm in a timewarp" kind of way. It looks like the photo's. A country of loud shirts, boiling sun and people with greasy fistfuls of food being shoveled towards they're gaping maws. We made the mistake of going to Pizza Hut all you can eat on our last day in Kauai, and it was perhaps one of the worst mistakes i have ever made. I have never in my life seen a surging human mass, like pigs to the trough, devour so much food in so little time. It almost turned me off my food.
