The Hutchie's Am-asian Adventures

Our South East Asian sports correspondent can exclusively reveal some shock transfer news. After several fulfilling, but ultimately barren, trophyless seasons with the Burst Couch five a side team in London, Anthony Hutcheson has sealed a deal to Thai beach team, Shiny Deckchair. The long lens of the paparrazzi picked out the St. Mirin's Primary School 1989 Sports Day Champion doing what he does best on the Thai beach resort of Ko Samet. Onlookers were said to be mystified as to why the player had been brought in to this otherwise talented team. "He keeps getting tackled by the waves. You're supposed to play on the sand." Hutcheson later blamed the "unpredictable tide" for his patchy performance. WAG extraordinaire, Jeannot Hutcheson, watched on from the team deckchair. She later blamed her rather embarassed looking red face on "prickly heat" and sloped off for a massage under a tree. She later commented that it was enjoyable to watch her husband play in a team where the goal keeper did not abuse the mothers of his opponents - you know who you are (Phil McGarvey).