Midwesterner Abroad

So I went and married Jesus. No vows of chastity required. Two wedding events down(here in Spain), another two to go(in JCMO). Friday in the courthouse was more relaxed and free. I made a deal with Jesus' dad that if he would let up on me about the piercings and not make my life difficult on Friday, I would take them out for the formal banquette on Saturday. The courthouse proceedings lasted tops 15-20 minutes. I was much less nervous about the actual legal marriage than all the craziness Saturday. I've never felt so examined. Oh well. All was and is well. Hopefully this is the beginning of a lifetime commitment or at least a long enough commitment we don't have to return any gifts with our apologies (drum roll and comedy club laughter here). I can't wait to come home on Tuesday even though I've just seen my parents, Bryon, Carla and Calla because they were able to make it to the wedding here. There is a video, but no one gets to see it, because I look as big as a big house, and strangely pregnant besides. I know my ass has never been small, but jeeze, I have a nice waistline. Lesigh. Love, Chris