What Was I Thinking?!? Whilst in a foreign country, it is recommended to try new foods, learn the language, and alienate as many locals as possible.

I just wanted to shoot off a quick note saying I'm here, I'm alive, and I'm okay. It's 10:41 pm here and I'm exhausted as all get out so I'm hitting the hay, but needless to say, I shall be recounting my adventures in tomorrow's edition of REBECCA VS CHINA.