It's not a bear, but you can see why they call it one; this is the closest thing to a teddy bear that lives and breathes (and sleeps, and sleeps).
Two cloth ears of the softest, most feathery grade. Two stoned little beady eyes. A big black beetle for a nose. A luxurious fur coat and a cute little bum. They might not like being cuddled as much as they look like they should enjoy being cuddled, but they are still the most adorable creation on this green earth.
