Bangkok Airport has free, but timed, internet, so here is the speed update:
-Last two days on Koh Chang were wonderful and sunny.
-British people are literally always drunk or hungover it's astonishing
-Made Thai tranny friend on way back to Bangkok
-Stayed at the Oriental, one of the nicest hotels in the world
-Flouted every hotel rule: no sandals, no sleeveless tops, and no backpackers. Felt like Fresh Prince arriving in Bel Air
-Had a butler who cleaned the room every time we left
Now we are beginning our homeward journey catch everyone on the flip side!