Farmer Returns Home to Find Money in Shreds
Wang Shijia, a farmer, lost the 8,100 yuan ($1,157) in cash he had hidden inside a sack of maize at his house in Dehui, Jilin province, when his wife ground the grain into flour on Thursday.
Wang had hidden his savings inside the sack to keep it safe, but forgot to tell his wife before going out to work one morning.
The cash was ripped to shreds after his wife poured the maize into the grinder.
--New Culture View, April 25, 2008
Let that be a lesson to ya.