Aussie on the Road

South Korea might not technically be my backyard, especially not now that I'm back in Australia and away from the land of kimchi, all night binge drinking, and criminally short skirts.

As a part of World Nomads Blog Your Backyard project, I've decided to cover South Korea rather than Australia. Why? Because Australia gets plenty of press already! South Korea's something of an undiscovered vacation spot.

Week one calls for me to highlight a few do's and don't's in South Korea - the country I called home for two and a half years. So, here we go!

Do try the fantastic food

Korean food really doesn't get a lot of play around the world. While every man and his dog is familiar with Japanese sushi, Mongolian BBQ, and a good beef & black bean from the local Chinese take out - the world really hasn't been treated to the wonders of a good galbi meal; some spicy kimchi; or the icy sweetness of pot binsu.

I'll admit this about Korean food - it very rarely looks appetizing. This is not a country obsessed with creating food that looks good, but don't let that fool you. My mouth literally waters at the thought of a spicy ddok galbi lunch or a heart bibimbap breakfast to kick start my day.

But enough of my yammering. I'm not going to do Korean food justice in a short entry. Let some pictures and a few of my older entries on Korean food and Korean street food do the talking for me.

Don't eat boshintong

Far be it from me to judge a country that chooses to eat the cute and cuddly dog. I come from a country where both of the animals on our national crest (the kangaroo and emu) are regular features on the menu. I've got no qualms about a country's choice of meat.

But boshintong, a soup made from the meat of Jindo dog, crosses a bit of a line for me. Rather than the (comparitively) humane way in which cattle or chickens are killed in developed countries - dogs that are bred for meat are literally beaten to death. Why? Because Korean cultural lore says that the adrenaline in the dog when it dies will go towards increasing a man's stamina. And I don't mean his ability to run a race.

Do get out and experience some festivals

Koreans love their festivals. Don't believe me? Here's just a few of the many, many festivals you can find around Korea during the year.

• Boryeong Mud Festival
• Jinhae Cherry Blossom Festival
• Gwangju Kimchi Festival
• Jindo Moses Miracle
• Hampyeong Butterfly Festival
• Muju Firefly Festival
• Seoul World DJ Festival
• Jisan Valley Rock Festival

And that is literally just a handful of the bigger festivals on show each year. There are dozens and dozens of them, and there's even overlap (multiple cities host cherry blossom festivals and lantern festivals) so you can miss one and still make its sister event later in the year.

Each festival offers a unique insight into some facet of Korean culture, but it's also a great opportunity to try some new foods and see a new corner of Korea.

Don't cling to the Western World

Korea, like much of Asia, has made rapid strides to fit into the Western world. You'll find a McDonalds on virtually every corner and there's Western clothing outlets from Gap to H&M to Forever 21. Sometimes these comforts from home are a necessary evil. You might have had a rough day and the only thing that will stave off the tears is a juicy Whopper and a poorly acted Vin Diesel movie.

But it's easy to slip from occasional indulgence to 'home away from home' while you're in Korea, and you're not only depriving yourself of the true Korean experience - you're likely to put on a whole bunch of weight in the process.

Getting out to explore some hole in the wall kimbap joint or a smoky soju bar lets you get in touch with the real Korea and the real Koreans who inhabit it. You're far more likely to meet a unique character in a Korean restaurant than you are queuing for a sub at Quizno's in Itaewon.

Do drink

Korea is a country with a rich drinking culture. Between soju being dirt cheap and available virtually everywhere; employers encouraging their employees to come out on nightly visits to soju bars and noraebangs (singing rooms); and the lack of an open bottle law - Korea really is a drinker's paradise.

Events such as the Mud Festival are borderline hedonistic, but even your average week night in Korea will see locals and foreigners alike carousing in the bars and in the streets. The bright neon lights that line most Korean streets put you in mind of Las Vegas, and the illusion is supported by the seemingly limitless supply of soju bars, hofs (beer & food), foreigner bars, cocktail lounges, noraebangs, and restaurants serving up libations ranging from locally brewed beer to imported whiskeys.

If you like to imbibe, you're going to have a great time in Korea. It's a country where drinking is every bit a big a part of life as eating rice three times a day and loving the taste of kimchi.

Don't be a bad representation of your country

I don't say this in a confrontational or derisive way - but South Korea is still a somewhat insular nation with a very out-dated view of the rest of the world. If you look at their history of being invaded by all and sundry though, you can understand their over-arcing cultural xenophobia.

That's not to say the average Korean is a foreigner hating maniac. The vast majority of Koreans I met were very excited to be meeting somebody from another country. There's a pervasive fascination with all things Western in South Korea, but it's tinged with a kind of innocent ignorance that can be offensive to some.

When I told my employer I was dating a South African girl, for example, he mimed waving a spear above her head as if the nation was full of savages.

Dealing with this feeling of being an outsider is all a part of the Korean experience, but you don't make things any easier for yourself or for others if you play the part of the evil foreigner. It's one thing to enjoy a drink and have a good time and another thing to get drunk and pick a fight. It's one thing to make a tiny cultural faux paus and another thing to flaunt your cleavage in defiance of Korean tradition.

More-so than a lot of other countries, Korea is a nation that needs to be treated with respect. Every disrespectful foreigner is only setting back the cause of breaking down Korean racial stereotyping.

Do soak in Korea's natural beauty

It might not be immediately obvious amidst the towering sky-scrapers and the neon lined streets, but the Korean peninsula boasts a lot of truly beautiful natural landscapes. While Jejudo's volcanic mountains and beaches are the most famous of these, there are secret places all over the nation that will capture any photographer's imagination.

There's beautiful Daewonsa Temple outside of Gwangju - where Tibetan Buddhist ideals blend seamlessly in with the gorgeous mountain scenery. There are the countless tiny islands dotting the west coast of Korea such as Bigeumdo; beautiful beaches such as Gwangalli and Boryeong; snow capped mountain peaks such as Muju; and the vast national parks of Seoraksan.

Hikers are going to be in heaven in Korea as well. The mountainous peninsula takes full advantage of the many peaks that scar the landscape with walking trails criss-crossing the nation.

Don't believe all you read

The Western media love nothing more than to beat up the hostile relationship between North and South Korea. It seems a month couldn't pass without a concerned friend or family member asking me if I would be fleeing the country in light of recent incidents.

"What incidents?" I'd ask.

Truth is, while the papers of the US and the UK love to talk up the brewing conflict between the two Koreas - those of us on the peninsula barely ever even hear about it.

While there is obvious tension to be felt when touring the DMZ, the fear quickly fades once you get away from the line that separates communist North Korea and the democratic South. The general feeling in the South is one of sadness and pity towards their starving Northern neighbors, and talks of unifying the peninsula are always at the forefront of the political agenda.

Relax. You'll be fine.

Do explore

If you only follow only one of the do's and don't's in South Korea I give here, make it this one. Korea is a small country, but they cram a hell of a lot into it. The Korean culture is such a fascinating mixture of thoughts and beliefs - a wonderfully confused blend of thousands of years of tradition and the rapid absorption of Western ideals and beliefs.

This has nothing to do with the article, but aren't Korean kids adorable?

You'll never truly experience it without roaming off the beaten track, stepping outside of the safety of the ever growing foreigner community, and taking a few risks.

But isn't that true of everywhere?