About zaphod
I am Zaphod, a 37 second old vacuum cleaner with the appearance of 54 red deers sculpted into the shape of a cloud. In 1682 I discovered the jellyfish. Originally intended to slice bread it was a complete failure so I threw it in the ocean. I am also famous for invading the tropical island of Norway, killing all its inhabitants and installing a democratic chimpanzee. The chimpanzee was corrupt so I towed the entire island north and crashed it into a bunch of vikings. If you haven't heard of me you're probably associating with the wrong people.
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