The flight to Varadero was full of westie type Canadian
families and couples on all inclusive package deals. They were really
loud and arrogant and some of the children kept annoying the flight
attendants. I wanted to shout at them and slap the, over the head. The
flight was quick and surprisingly it was raining when we landed, but
that only lasted 10mins. After getting off the plane I got held up in
immigration for almost an hour. It felt like they didn't believe I was
from NZ because I definitely looked Cuban from the ones I'd seen so far.
I showed them all my IDs and my onward ticket to Costa Rica and I even
had to drag Cordelia back through to prove it, so eventually they were
satisfied. As I walked to get my bag I looked at all the women working
in the airport and it seemed like the set from a bad porno. They all had
tight fitting uniforms with short skirts, fishnet stockings and high
heels, and overdone make up, it was kinda funny. As I approached the
carousel to get my bag, I could only see one lying on the ground, and as
I approached it the drug dog came running out and sat by the bag. I
began to shit myself as I got closer thinking that maybe I'd forgotten
to get rid of that weed, but then realized it wasn't my bag, and at that
moment my bag appeared out from behind the carousel flap. Phew!!
So
with feet finally on Cuban soil, we looked for a bus. The first guy we
met asked us where we were going, we told him, he said $10 each. It
sounded good to us so we paid him and got on board. On leaving Varadero
later that week we saw that the price was $6 for the airport bus. So
amazingly we'd only been in the country for 5mins and already been
hustled!
The bus ride was uneventful but the contrasts between
inland and sea were remarkable. Flat, arid dry land then suddenly,
beautiful white sand beaches, boarded by the clearest water ive ever
seen. That put a huge smile on. Y face after 12 days of cold and
Wet.
We passed through a couple of small villages on the way, the housing
and roads looked terribly poor, but to my surprise the people didn't
really match their surroundings.their clothing looked equal to about a
middle class family in NZ plus they looked relatively hey, which
reminded me a lot of south Auckland, where conditions are kind of
similar.
Hotel Herradura looked like it would have been
banging in the fifties. It was situated on the beach, the courtyard only
19m from the water, our room wasnt special, but all our need were met,
except for hot water, which meant cold showers all week, but considering
the heat it wasn't so bad. The hotel bar was a called The Pony and open
24hrs. We sat out in the courtyard, ordered two Cristals, local beer,
for $1 each and just sat and marveled at the view while 3 Russian women
next to us got progressively drunker and louder.the rest of the day was
low key, we went for a walk along the beach and then had dinner at the
hotel restaurant. All dished were $5, but not everything was available,
so I had Chen and Cordelia had prawns. Everything came with rice, salad
and french fries, which turned out to be potato chips, so I'm not sure
if they ran out or if they were just being cheeky. The next day was a
dedicated beach day. The hotel had sun loungers and little palm leave
mbrella huts set up on the beach, where the life guards where also the
serving staff, who would take your drink orders and deliver them back to
you. The outside bar was a giant orange, in which sat the bar man. They
did fresh coconuts from the tree which you could drink from the shell
and add rum if you wanted. So sporting out matching straw hats we'd
bought the day before (if your skin color didn't say tourist, then
wearing one of these hats definitely did) we took out place, books in
hand and veged out for hours. This resulted in both of us getting
impressive tans (lines) and burnt. Dinner that evening was at a tropical
looking place, I forget the name. It was the bar where one of the Buena
Vista Social Club guys used to play. It was a bout twice as expensive
as the hotel, But the quality wasn't much better, but hey I'm in Cuba, I
wasn't expecting much.
Thursday we tried to hire a scooter,
but everyone was out. We tried several places, but walking around in the
hot sun began to fray our skin and nerves, so another beach day it was.
For some reason the wind began to annoy Cordelia so she retired back to
the room and left me to it.
As I sat and contemplated
life, I listen to some of my favorite NZ music, from Che fu and Nesian
Mystic, to Concord Dawn and Shapeshifter. That stupid smile spread
across my face again, along with the thought that 'holy shit, I'm
drinking Cuban beer on a Cuban beach, smoking a Cuban cigar!' and it
felt very surreal. While we had been searching for scooters, we had
passed a little restaurant that was cooking something that smelt
fantastic, so we'd decided to eat there. I ended up having lobster,
which at $12 was pretty expensive as far as dinner goes and Cordelia had
the chicken, which was amazing. The smell that we had experienced
earlier was them slowing smoking the chicken in an old barrel. It was so
good that Cordelia, not your biggest meat eater, didn't want to share!
Also every night this week we'd run into this middle aged Russian
couple at the same restaurants we had dinner at. The 1st night we didn't
really notice, the second night was probably coincidence but come on
three nits in a row! That was getting a bit ridiculous, and I'm sure
they were giving us the evils that third night. After dinner we sat by
the hotel bar and drank cubata's ( dark rum and cola) and smoked a cigar
as I kicked Cordelia's ass at ucher. There was a large group of
Russians seated on the other side of the courtyard, an a elderly cuban
man with his guitar sat with them and he played beautiful Cuban music.
After a while he came over to the bar, and mimed that the Russians were
really drunk and he was getting sick of them. One of the girls came over
and dragged him back, but he said he'd come and sing us a few songs
later, which he did and he was even more amazing up close ( I'll post
the video when I get the chance) after a couple of songs we bought him a
drink, and found out his mane Luciano and he was from Mantanza. He came
here every Thursday and played at the hotel and also performed on
Fridays when the hotel had their special buffet dinner.
The
next morning we got up nice and early to make sure we got a scooter,
which after waiting for almost an hour we did. We made the drive all the
way up to the end of the peninsular where it looked like there were
several new resorts in various stages of construction. On the way back
we stopped at the regional park where there were caves, but at $12 each
to enter, we decided against it. So back to the hotel, where Cordelia
said she wasn't too keen on the scooter so she might stay on the beach.
Feeling a bit annoyed, I decided to go for a drive. I explored the
highway back towards the mainland and then just decided to keep going. I
passed a school and then gas station, then there was almost nothing.
The land was so barren, and only a house every 1 or 2 Kim's let you know
that we're actually people trying to live off this wasteland. After
about 6kms I passed a small oilfield then back to wasteland. I
eventually hit a fork in the road and passed a cemetery that was full
of huge memorials. Carrying on I realized I was entering a village,
which turned out to be the town of Cardenas. This Cuba that I'd
discovered was another world completely. The tiny streets were shared by
bus, car, horse, bike and people alike. There were poor looking farmers
on every corner selling what little crops they had grown. There were
dogs everywhere. They roamed in packs and looked relatively happy, they
weren't aggressive and they totally ignored people, preferring to do
their own thing. Also most of the dogs where the little sausage dogs,
about a foot high and about three feet long. There was horse and dog
shit everywhere. There were other street venders on there bikes or
horses. They were equipped with whistles and loud voices as they roamed
slowly about the streets making as much noise as possible to attract
attention. There were old men huddled around a rickety old table,
talking loudly and gesturing widely with their hands as they played
dominoes. The 1950s taxi prowled the streets, honking their horns at
prospective fares and pretty girls. Here was there real Cuba. And I
wanted to stay and people watch and just study this amazing new
landscape before me, but as soon as I stopped, I was immediately
targeted by a street hustler, known as jinitero. The term seems to apply
to anyone who makes a living from hustling tourists, whether it be for
cheap cigars, bus tickets, accommodation, food to sex. The women are
knower as jinitera, and although they are generally thought of as
prostitutes, their services also vary. And the way you can pick them is
from the clothes they are wearing. As a general rule, they wear better
clothing, speak better English and are very friendly, i learnt this from
my newly aquired friend in trindad who you hear all about next
entry.The one that approached me said he even had a friend in NZ. First
he offered me cheap women, then alcohol, then boxes of cigars. When that
failed, he asked if I could buy him a beer, to which I said no, then
drive off. As I continued exploring I came across the beautiful church
that Cordelia has posted pictures of on Facebook. By now I was a bit
lost, so I asked the next horse and cart driver how to get back, and I
was away. That night we had dinner at the hotel. The menu was supposed
to be steak, which we found out was pork steak and that they had run
out. So chicken it was. The restaurant was pretty full, but Luciano
recognized us and came and sang a few songs next to our table. Oh shit
that's right. On Thursday I tried to go back at night to see if there
any scooters then, which there wasn't, but I did find a group of guys
going to play basketball. I asked in broken Spanish if could play, they
said si yes, then with some difficulty told me where and when. I ran
back to the hotel and told Cordelia. She came and watched, and I had a
great time. I think I turned some heads as I showed them my stuff. They
said that i should come back tomorrow, which i did after the ride on the
scooter. After my game on Friday, one of the guys invited me to a club
called Casa de la Musica, house of music. I said maybe and left. So back
to dinner, I told Cordelia of my day and asked if she wanted to go to
his club. Dinner hadnt gone down too well for her,so she stayed at the
hotel.
The place was just around the corner and and looked
pretty busy. $10 and ID at the door got me in. The atmosphere seemed to
be quite happy. There wasnt any sign of extreme drunkeness, everyone
was well behaved. There was a live band and the crowd were loving them.
I'm not sure if they were just doing covers, but every song had both men
and women belting out the lyrics, weather they were sitting down or on
the dance floor. The style of music ranged from 80's sounding soft rock,
to country to straight out love ballads. You could even request a song.
People just wrote it down and walked up on stage and gave it to the
band. I only stayed for about an hour as I couldnt find he guys from
basketball.
The following day was a trip to
the Bay Of pigs for some snorkeling. The Bay of Pigs is where Castro
landed when he came ashore from Mexico. We were picked up from our
hotel
at 10:15. We were told by our guide that there would be a
two hour drive from here to the beach. About 4 hours later, we arrived.
What a perfect example of Cuban island time. It didn't bother Cordelia
and me at all, but some of the Canadians were starting to bitch and
moan, and that started to annoy us. On the bus ride we passed a
protected reserve where they keep cubas native alligators, but most
interesting for me was that we drove through the area where the actual
war was fought. Where the resistance took the USA by surprise, and was
also the birth place of modern guerilla warfare. As we drove I imagined
small groups of Cubano soldiers slipping quietly through the trees,
creating small pockets of havoc as they hit enemy positions quickly
causing confusion. Closer to the beach, there was a crab migration in
progress. Thousands of crabs were crawling through the forest and about
the road, their destination known only to them. Unfortunately those on
the road were getting squished. You could tell the tourists drivers by
the way they tred to avoid them, while the bus and local drivers just
kept on trucking, with mass crab genocide the order of the day.
The
actual beach was tourist hell. People were moaning about almost
everything, and I couldn't wait to get in the water. Cordelia and I had a
great time. We didn't need life jackets, and we both a had a quiet
chuckle as we swam circles around the others who seemed to just bob
there. The amount of different coral was amazing. Their was large orange
cones, to what looked like empty turtle shells, and thin, purple stuff
that looked like the skeletal remain of a leaf. And so many fish. My
favourite was a light green fish, whose fins flashed blue and purple as
it swam and displayed the most vibrant hues of yellow, red and orange on
its tail fin. I followed one around for ages,just marvelling at it.
Every now and again it would swim in to a big cluster of coral only to
be chased out by a small black fish that was only a fifth of its size.
Cordelia and I did our own thing, staying as far away from the main
group as possible. I had so much fun just being silly with her. We swam
around each other, brushing up against each other bodies, that
familiarity felt great comforting even though it was only 2 days until
we woud part ways. There was a quick break before our guides woud take
us out to a ship wreak. Most of our group where moaning they were cold
so they went for a walk insted. The wreak was about 200m from shore,and
about 20m deep. I guessit was a military ship, but it as really small
and there wasn't much of it left, just the main hull. Our guides began
showing off by diving down to the wreak, which was pretty impressive
since they were these two beer bellied smokers. Just beyond the wreak
was the end of the reef. The ocean floor just dropped away and all that
coud be seen was blue. Blue so deep it swallowed up everything, like
some kind of inpenetrable nothingness. I hung there in the water and
just stared at it, totally ignoring the rest of the group, like I had
become of part of it and the tourist were but a minor annoyance that
would leave us alone soon. Cordelia snapped me out of my day dream as
the group headed back in. As we were drying off, we noticed a lone crab
slowly crossing the road. The sound of a bus echoed nearby. We said our
goodbyes to the crab as his path was intersecting with where the buses
wheels woud pass. The bus appeared, and in the last second the crab
threw up his claws like 'OMG!' and scuttled across and to safety like a
100m sprinter. We laughed loudly, together, that closeness that we've
been missing returning briefly. The return trip stopped at a restaurant
that looked totally out of place. It was shaped like an island hut, and
was clean and beautiful, almost in the middle of nowwhere. Two or three
tiny shacks bordered its perimeter, their rundown appearance contrasting
sharply with the flash air conditioned restaurant filled with well
dressed tourists who had just arrived on their air conditioned buses.
The meal was a buffet lunch. And by far was the best we'd experienced so
far. There was fish, pork, chicken, heaps of salads, vege and fruit,
potatoes, and he usual array of rice and beans. It may not sound like
much but this was a feast fit for a king considering what we'd had so
far. We went for a small walk on the grounds after and found a small
group of teenage boys swimming in a small lake near the entrance. As we
walked, they whistled and shout out spanish phrases at Cordelia. She
turned and gave them a small wave, which was received with more shouting
and laughter. Boarding the bus, we sat next to these three Canadians
who had been drinking a lot over lunch. They began talking about Cuban
people and how hey don't know how to use their money and that why they
are so poor, and some other issues that sounded borderline racist. At
this point the AC stopped working on our bus. Or guide said that we
could go on th other bus if we wanted, which was he perfect excuse or us
to leave as the Canadians were starting to piss Cordelia off. We
finally got back to our hotel
at 6:30pm. after showers we decided
yuca and drinks by the bar again was the order of the night. Again
those bloody Russians were there. There was one guy who kept wanting to
play his crap cd filled with disco and Beatles and other 80's type
tunes. Now it wasn't the music that annoyed us, it was his arrogance,
like he owned the place. This was the second night he'd done it. After a
couple hours of me kicking her ass again, we spent the rest of the
night watching Amerian Beauty on the laptop. The closeness that we had
felt earlier that day was a little bit muted because I had wanted to go
out again, but not by myself. Cordelia's stomach was still out of sorts,
so we ended up staying in.
Sunday was weird.
There had been unspoken tension building the whole week, and it began
to affect me. I didn't want to do anything Cordelia suggested, my answer
to everything was 'i don't know' spoken a bit stroppily. I'm not sure
how much this had been affecting Cordelia, but during the week it
seemed like Cordelia didn't want to do the things that i wanted to,
the scooter ride or going out. If it had been affecting her, now was my
turn. She left me and in the room, and I poured my self a drink, lit a
cigar and sat out on our little balcony for hours. I'd had about 4
drinks, when I just snapped out of it. This was he last day that I'm
gonna see her for a few weeks, do I want to spend it apart and sulking
in my room? No, so I had a shower, went and found her on the beach, gave
a her a big passionate kiss and said sorry. She also said said sorry
and admitted she was feeling a bit pathetic this week, and that it was
affecting her too. So we made a quick promise that we'd make the most
of night, and then I went and got us some lunch and a pad for keeping a
diary for my time in Trinidad ( which was stupid, because I can keep it
all only iPad) We were looking to go to a Caberet show that night, so
Cordelia had looked up a few places, and we headed out on foot. We were
trying to decide on dinner, when we came across a small park we had
visited early that week on the scooter. The restaurant was Italian and
had good reviews, so why the hell not. We were not disappointed,
althought we were both a little cheesed out after the meal. We had wine,
the pasta and pizza were fantastic, and we chatted and shared the
evening just like we had promised, and we felt almost whole again, which
was great but bittersweet, considering what was gonna happen tomorrow.
We walked back to the hotel, having missed the show because we
were having too muh fun at dinner. Hand in hand we strolled through the
the streets, content and smiling. Back at the hotel we packed our bags,
and chatted softly before we feel asleep.
We were up by 7am,
we had to be at the bus station by 8. We smiled and touched and laughed
that morning as we got ready. I stopped to get some money out from the
ATM on the way, and the bloddy machine didn't give me my
money, bloody shit, but the bank didn't open until 9, so I've kept the
receipt in the hope I get my money back. At the bus station, our bags
were loaded on our seperate buses. We hugged and kissed, and whispered
our little promises in each others ears. No tears were shed as her bus
left first. As the tail end disappeared out the gate, I thought to
myself 'what the fuck am I doing?'
Just
going back to the street hustlers, or jinitero, I think that my
appearance has saved us a lot of the hassle that most tourists attract. I
noticed that the hustlers on the corner would ignore us and jump on the
couple behind us. Also, the whole week I'd been getting looks from
almost every Cuban I've come across. They openly stare at me as I've
walked around with Cordelia. Everyone that's approached me has come
straight up to me and started speaking Spanish, to which I reply with
the obligatory 'no habla espanol.' I think the funniest instance was
when we visited a store called Panamericana, that sells a whole bucn of
stuff that your average Cuban could afford, as we left the security
guard looked me straight in the eye and said something that sounded
half dirty and gestured towards Cordelia. I don't think it was
malicious, probably something 'picking on the tourists again, you old
dog' or something to that degree. He was totally taken aback when I told
him where we were from.
This
whole time in Varadero I guess was always gonna be bitter sweet, but I
think in the end we both made the most of it and left feeling, well
atleast I know that I did, that we are not beyond repair, and that a
future is still a possibility.
Stay tuned for my solo adventures in Trinidad de Cuba