Observations from Mexico:
Any time is beer time. Sit down to breakfast (having had a few 40oz the night before) and the first thing that is offered is cervasa. It´d be rude not to, wouldn´t it?
At our age (around thirty) we should be grandparents, or at least have a 15 year old daughter that is pregnant.
Dodgy dealings happen after the last foot patrol from the local police.
Men have moustaches (reference the gallery, "The Mexican".)
Things that may prevent you from sleeping (and possibly the reason why tequila is so cheap):
- dogs barking
- roosters crowing
- donkeys yowling
- cows having sex
- local neighbourhood kids throwing underwear at your door
These things are most likely to happen between the hours of 4pm and 3.59pm the following day. As we like to say, T.I.M. This Is Mexico.
