Hello everybody. I've just been subject to a massive computer crash that just wiped the message i had been typing for the last half an hour.
Well today is finally a glorious day after my giant whinge of the last post. Why you may ask? Well for one, the trials and tribulations of Mark are now over as far as we are concerned, that whole sorry chapter is finally finished, though it didnt really have a happy ending, it was almost as if the authour ran out of ideas.
Finally as of yesterday we are free of the shackles of Mark, and it feels almost like some sort of spiritual purging, or perhaps voiding of the bowels. I dont know all i really can say is thats its some sort of relief. It sounds like i am being mean and perhaps a little overly dramatic, but it really has been that bad.
Imagine.... the sun is out, the day is a glorious golden expanse of joy. Birds are twittering and cavorting across the open fields. The smell of flowers and pine trees greets your nostrils and before your eyes there lies a banquet fit for a king, a veritable plethora of food. Your girlfriend is lauging merrily and all is right with the world. Then like some mugger in the dark accosting you for $5, you suddenly hear some dim muttering(think Gollum). You turn around and to your dismay, ruining your view, is a gangly dork. Face screwed up in woe, and lips puckered up like a pouting anus.
It feels as if youve just stepped in dogshit. Sulking, whiny, male ball bagless whingeing. Its enough to ruin anyones day. So... what do you do?
A: Pay attention to the prat and pander to his tantrum chucking, whatever it may be for
B: Ignore it and hope that if you try not to think about it it will go away (like bad gas)
C: Pull out that baseball bat youve been saving for just this occasion, and whack the bugger round the scone, hoping that whatever malaise he is afflicted with is not infectious
D: All of the above
I went for B, though i have very strong feelings for C if there is going to be a next time.
