So after leaving it way too late to get all the jabs I needed, I finally went to the doctor's to get some immunity from life's little biological assassins.
Stab! Ow! Typhoid. Stab! Ow! Hepatitis A. Stab! Owwww!! Polio? Hard to focus on what she's saying. Stab! Ow! Fuck! Hepatitis B.
"now I've only given you one of the three Hep B's, so you're only partly protected. And it's too late to get the Rabies shot," said the nurse, "so no ladyboys, no tattoos, and don't try to tickle any monkeys under the chin..."
Damn. Could she somehow be reading my mind? If so, she's wasted with the NHS.
"Because that's what one lady did, and it nearly took off the end of her finger."
