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Postcard from Yosemite & Epilogue

USA | Thursday, 6 October 2011 | Views [293]

Early start.  I was outside the hotel from 6.35am waiting for the tour bus to pick me up.  They’d said 6.45 but I didn’t want to miss it.  It didn’t arrive until 7.05... Most of the trip I stayed quiet in back, with my ear phones in.  Nirvana, Johnny Cash & Lady Gaga.  Just what I was in the mood for..

The trip was made up of 4 couples, the tour guide, and me.  Well, I think the two young Aussie guys were a couple, but I wasn’t certain... Their dress sense didn’t seem to be too good, but they were young, and it is the fashion to wear the trousers half way down the waist.  And they were Aussie, so the bad shorts and flip flops might be explained by that... I think they were a couple, a few moments seemed to indicate it.  So, anyhow, me, the tour guide and 4 couples.

I decided early on that I wasn’t going to make a play for the tour guide.  1) it is very tacky.  2) there would be the next day to get through.  3) I started to get really annoyed by the sound of his voice on the speaker along the journey.  4) he made us walk a hell of a long way (6 miles+) up very steep hillage in the freezing cold (it was snowing, hailing, blizzarding) without any warning that we were going to be making such a stupid trek.  I mean, we had old people on the trip.  And I don’t mean me.  There were real old people, parental type age who were really suffering...

But it was breath-taking.  The sequoia trees are beautiful.  Hundreds, thousands of years old, so huge, so tall.  I took lots and lots of pictures.  And the hail/snow and lack of other mad tourists meant we saw them in a really unique way which most people never would. 

I do forget sometimes, though, that not everyone is quite as filthy-minded as me... Maybe because I’m positively chaste compared to some of the company I keep.... (And I count work colleagues in that too!!)  Anyhow, there were two trees, called the Faithful Couple.  Over the hundreds or thousands of years they had fused themselves together, almost like a reverse Siamese twin, born separately but joined afterwards..  My first response was that it was very unnatural to be so faithful for so long... My second, was that they had basically just been having sex for hundreds of years and what we were seeing was tree sex.  But I said it out loud.  The old people seemed a bit taken aback... :-p

But the cold!  At one point, Jordan, the crazy tour guide, wanted to take the group up to some lookout point, another half a mile or more  upwards... We’d already lost the older couple down at a mid-way stop.  I decided I couldn’t go further upwards, especially as he said the escalation was going to be escalating....  And yet there wasn’t an actual escalator in sight... So, I waited.  In the cold.  And the hail. Not necessarily my best decision.  But they weren’t too long, they must have almost run it..  I asked if it had been worth it for the view – they couldn’t see more than 5 yds in the front of them, and when we got down below we saw the sign – closed due to inclement weather.  I told you, crazy, irresponsible tour guide.

I learnt two interesting factoids whilst on the hike.  Firstly, fir trees are the vermin of the forest.  They just keep growing, and grow very fast, preventing other trees from taking root.  So, controlled fires need to be started to clear the vermin/rodent trees and let the baby sequoia’s grow.  Basically, when we get real firs in our living rooms for Christmas, we are decorating a rat-tree. 

Secondly, whilst you can’t eat the fungi that grow on the bark of the dead sequoia’s, you can apparently get high from too many chanterelle mushrooms.  Whilst you’d need to eat almost nothing but chanterelle’s over several days to achieve any kind of hallucinogenic effect, it is at least a legal high that is still legal....

We finally got the hotel.  I thought I was never going to get warm again, but a hot bath and the heating blaring out in the room sorted that.  Ironically, it is the nicest hotel room I’ve been in all trip.  Huge.  Two king size beds, loads of room to walk around them.  A working TV.  Air conditioning, with heat.  A bath as well as a shower. 

I had thought that dinner would be more sociable, but when I went to the restaurant no-one else was there, so I had steak and a glass of red wine with my kindle.  The red wine was very nice indeed, from a local winery called the Silver Fox, which I had to try as a friend of mine sometimes goes by that name... (His hair is silver, and he’s a big of a fox...  My ex had a friend who also went by that name, probably for similar reasons, but it’s a different person).   Anyhow, good wine and the steak wasn’t bad either.

The next day (today) we spent mostly in the Yosemite Valley.  It was raining.  Until we left, that is...  Totally schizophrenic, multiple-personality weather...  Thankfully we weren’t on any kind of compulsory programme of group ‘fun’ and could spend the time as we wanted.  I definitely wasn’t in the mood for trekking up a hill or two in the freezing cold and rain, so took it easy, doing all the museums, the Wahwannee Lodge Hotel (which has some amazing interior design) and only doing the really low incline to the Lower Yosemite Falls.  Basically, pretending to be an old person.  It must be rubbing off... 

Then, long drive home, lots of chitter-chatter from Jordan, drowned out by some loud, angry rock at full blast in my ears.  I’m sure he was saying interesting stuff but I just didn’t like the sound of his voice... 

At hotel now.  Homeward bound tomorrow.  My case is definitely overweight, so will have to see what happens when I check-in tomorrow... fingers crossed I get it all home safely...

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Epilogue...

It’s been a good trip.  A much needed holiday, I was near breaking point (well, I’d broken little pieces off already actually...), what with working so hard and a pretty shitty year from a personal perspective...  But I’m out of all that now, I’m excited about what might now happen at work – don’t know what, but there are going to be changes of one kind or another – and I feel good in myself, ready to get myself sorted and, well, happy.

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