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Throwing away the Ruby Slippers

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NEW ZEALAND | Friday, 29 December 2006 | Views [378]

There’s something…integral, primal, refreshing, more natural, uplifting, romantic (can’t quite find the right word)…about clothes/laundry drying on a line, the image of clothes flapping on a sunny day.  (though they don’t dry as quickly, esp on rainy days, & are sometimes crusty from the lack of dryer sheets)

 

Most houses in NZ don’t have central heating, just wimpy wall & space heaters that manage to warm an area about 2” in front of them.  In combination w/ floors destitute of carpeting, what are NZers thinking?  How hardy do you have to be to live here?  After all, it’s supposedly summer, yet we’ve got a high of 9 degrees C tomorrow, & we’ve been experiencing freezing cold rain & hail for days.  It’s freaking summer!  Give me a break!  Who didn’t get the memo?  The S. island even had a chance of snow yesterday (Dec).  Combined w/ the wind chill, there’s no way I want to spend a winter here.  The weather folks have claimed it’s the worst (in regards to rain & cold) summer they’ve had since 1986.  We can probably blame this on me, under the maxim, “If a Doster pitches a tent, it’s bound to rain.”  In other words, poor weather for entire seasons. 

 

Most places in NZ have separate hot & cold faucets—frankly, this is dumb.  You almost never want all hot or all cold when you’re washing your hands.  To get “warm” water, you’d have to swish back & forth as quickly as possible, which is esp difficult, due to the extreme closeness b/w the faucets & the sink, which also makes no sense.  This means you have to touch the back of the sink to get your hands completely wet, & since the sink is often narrow as well, you splash water onto the bottoms of your pants & the floor, as well!

 

I remember as a child thinking roosters only cock-a-doodle-dooed a couple  times at dawn, & didn’t realize until later in life how absurdly wrong that impression is.  We just camped somewhere that a picture-perfect, perfectly annoying rooster started crowing @ 3 a.m. & didn’t let up until afternoon.

 

No one has drip coffee, only ever instant.  Ugh.  Instant is even served at a tea in a café/restaurant for a group of people (Buried Village)

 

NZ is a tiny country, they even do weather for the whole country on radio stations & such.  Even with its lack of size, however, they still have plenty of wide-open, undeveloped spaces. 

 

I've discovered that I don't like the NZ accent; I thought that it might grow on me, but it has not.  here they actually say "toe-maaaahhh--toe", as in, you say tomayto, I say tomahto; previously, I'd never met anyone like that.

 

sign in an Indian restuarant (& others, as I later discovered):  BYO wine only (b/c of the expense of & difficulty in obtaining liquor licenses)

 

billboard on the highway--Calves Love Peach Teats

 

NZ is also full of oddly/creatively named restaurants & cafes, such as:  the Stunned Mullet

the Chocolate Fish (among other unappetizing things, that I can no longer remember)

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