ok, ok, this is getting out of control, but it's my journal, too! and, now that you've read about the cast of characters, perhaps this will make more sense.
I like to be on top of anything. --Doster
It was too clean for me. --Allan, fellow hostel dweller, in regards to visiting another hostel
They were so high-class. --Voigt, in regards to the winery ladies, who were simply dressed in jeans & fitted t-shirts!
It is 6:00. It's time to get up. --Owen's 3rd cell phone alarm, in a computerized woman's voice
I'm trying to hide in the corner, but it doesn't seem to be working. --a Bridget Jones moment, from a frumpy, dumpy, fleshy, sweaty English girl, accidentally standing directly in front of a slideshow.
Dessert! said w/ strong Asian accent, w/ emphasis --Owen
You're the best of the best. You're good people. --Owen
I have an easy job for you. --Owen
Are you guys sisters? --Ali or Allan, Iranian guys
That's heavy shit man. Jonathan/Wolfguard I'm the last of the Viking line
Schtupid! --Gary I don't really like myself. Ladies are lovely creatures, but emotional animals.
b.s. meter. ding, ding, ding, ding!