I am collecting quotes in India - Haven't got much of a collection yet but I will be adding more as I go along!
1) "My parents have expired" (Naz) I can't get over this one! It cracks me up every time!
2) "Oh no Calire (me!)! You're not super fat! Just fat and strong like the buldozer!" (Salim) Charming Salim!
3) And in 3rd place we have Salim yet again. So we are driving along in the car and there is a super bad smell (wasn't me - this time!) and Salim turns around and says "you have white radish in the salad at the restaurant?" to which Gwen replies yes... He then says "Gwen, I think you have the serious gas leak!" hehehe - Got a few chuckles out of that one!
4) "Same same but different." We have heard this one from about every Indian we come across!
5) "Gwen, you are very skinny, like me, and have a beautiful nose and smile, Claire, you are strong like a weight lifter and have nice eyes..." Thanks Sergei, I get the point! I have big bones hehehe... I think I am starting to see a trend here!