Panda pornography has been used to encourage lazy pandas to have sex but now a fresh routine is keeping the threatened species alive. Young male pandas are now taking part in a rigorous "sexercise" program.
"We use apples to lure male pandas to stand up and walk for a while in a standing position to increse the strength of their hips so that they are more powerful while mating with female pandas," says Yang Kuixing, chief of 12 keepers in the maternity ward.
"We place male pandas in the dens of female pandas and female pandas in the dens of male pandas," says Fei Lisong, deputy chief of the base.
--China Daily News, March 25, 2008
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?