forget chinese water torture, i've found a new method to cause serious pain and make people talk, which i like to call ugandan wax torture. my god. the pain, the pain of it all. getting a brazillian is painful enough at the best of times but here, wow! it usully takes 10 minutes and it took over an hour, i was almost screamin in certain parts. thats all i'll say on the matter, ugandan wax torture.
so i'm now in fort portal, a sleepy little town at the foot of the rwenzori mountains. nice place, very green and shiteloads of tea farms! had an interesting bus ride here. e stopped in a small town and the street vendors came rnning up alongside the bus with kebabs, chicken, chapati, matoke and these wierd green things. i asked the lady net to me and she said they were grasshoppers and then she bought some and offered me one. i'm never one to offend so i tried one grasshopper. interesting, very crunchy, tasted kinda like chicken. she offered me more but i had to draw the line, just one had me feeling like dry reaching. T-I-A, this is africa!
