Postcards from distant shores

Dear World Nomads,
Hi from Ayutthaya. These ruins are amazing. Unfortunately their history is even worse than my American. The guides speak little English and the plaques are full of spelling and grammatical errors (like my postcards) . So I‘ve been  making up my own history. This is where the Thais defeated the space monkeys in 1273 A.D. It was a difficult battle. Caught a jazz band in a dive bar last night. The songs covered perfectly. It’s either broken english or flawless Sinatra. Had to sing my drink order so they would understand me.
All Best.
Scott