The other day, just before class, my friend tells me that monkeys eat bananas upside down. (No, the monkey isn´t hanging upside down - well.. I suppose it could be, but that´s beside the point - it is holding the banana with the opposite end facing up, relative to how humans generally eat bananas). I laugh and think it´s silly talk because that´s generally what my friend is full of.
Tonight, as we´re sitting in the library studying for an exam tomorrow, I find myself with a study break, a banana and a piqued curiosity. Yep, you guessed it, I flipped that banana upside down and thought to myself "Wow, this is going to moosh all over the library tables and I´m going to be stuck with nothing to clean it up." And of course, at 10pm with several more hours of studying ahead, I decided that a good laugh was more important than the cleanliness of a table or two. Sooo, I made an apprehensive face and peeled the banana upside down. (Once again, no, IIII was not upside down, just the banana. But, I suppose if I were upside down that would have made the story much better!)
Basically all you need to know after that point, is that my life is now changed. I will no longer eat a banana the traditional way because it´s 1. more difficult 2. messier and 3. just not nearly as much fun!
I dare you. Eat a banana upside down and tell me how it went. MAJOR BONUS POINTS for anyone who rocks that banana while being upside down themselves! (I want to see legit pictures before I start handing these bonus points out to just anyone).
The end.
