You Can't Ride Around With A Tiger On Your Bike One man-cub, one motorbike. And a tiger-striped poncho, just in case.

Scotland

UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 2 November 2011 | Views [206]

Loch Ness, home of the fabled monster. That doesn't exist, thanks to a £6 audio-visual museum tour I took. I'd rather haf saved my quid and lived in my fairytale world of shiny water puppies.

All that's missing is a bear with a salmon in its mouth, and the salmon has a worm in its mouth, and an eagle is swooping down to grab the worm. And a strong black man in a towel is riding the bear. And I'm drunk.

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I stopped here to have lunch and it was so nice that I stayed the night. Had to offroad it through some lumpy ground and hill to get down to the lake to camp. It was fun. I smiled.

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You Can't Ride Around With A Tiger On Your Bike One man-cub, one motorbike. And a tiger-striped poncho, just in case.

Scotland

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