You Can't Ride Around With A Tiger On Your Bike One man-cub, one motorbike. And a tiger-striped poncho, just in case.

Photos: Incredible India

INDIA | Friday, 20 Jan 2012 | Photo Gallery

From Mumbai to Kerala in 28 hours
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Bombay Tiger

INDIA | Friday, 20 Jan 2012 | Views [113] | Comments [1]

"I love the way this country smells. I'll never forget it. It's kinda spicy." ~Peter Whitman, The Darjeeling Limited (2007) Nonono, what it really smells like is a dodgy toilet block in a park. Seriously. Hey you. I'm in India. First feeling ... Read more >


Ex-mas & NYE & NY & The Rest.

UNITED KINGDOM | Thursday, 19 Jan 2012 | Views [97]

"Two jugs of Sex On The Beach, please" "How many glasses ye need?" "Mm? Oh nono, no glasses. I'll just grab two straws" "........." Christmas was nice. Spent the season in Englands world-famous London, ... Read more >


Photos: New Year, New Country

UNITED KINGDOM | Tuesday, 10 Jan 2012 | Photo Gallery

The Last I'll See Of England
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Photos: So This Is Christmas

UNITED KINGDOM | Tuesday, 27 Dec 2011 | Photo Gallery


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I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself

UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 21 Dec 2011 | Views [166]

My London Itinerary: --------------------------------------------------------------------- 08:00  -  Wake up. 09:20  -  Get out of bed. 09:30  -  Eat a wholesome breakfast of assorted cheeses and condiments. 10:00  -  Have a poo and a shower. ... Read more >


Photos: Life Without The Ural

UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 21 Dec 2011 | Photo Gallery

Wasting the present while I decide my future
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Photos: The Things I Do For Money

UNITED KINGDOM | Tuesday, 20 Dec 2011 | Photo Gallery

The death of a dream, and the time in between
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Photos: Halloween in Banbury

UNITED KINGDOM | Tuesday, 20 Dec 2011 | Photo Gallery

Facepaint, minesweeping, scaring old ladies at the supermarket
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Photos: Animalia

UNITED KINGDOM | Tuesday, 20 Dec 2011 | Photo Gallery

My visit to a patting zoo
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You Can't Ride Around With No Money For Your Bike

UNITED KINGDOM | Tuesday, 15 Nov 2011 | Views [295] | Comments [2]

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination" ~ Oscar Wilde In a way, I'm glad I blew my travel budget and cannot afford to keep the Ural. It granted me the opportunity to experience working in England, it forced ... Read more >


Photos: Back To England & Employment

UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 2 Nov 2011 | Photo Gallery

No Money = No Adventure = No Inspiration
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Photos: Edinburgh

UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 2 Nov 2011 | Photo Gallery

Like London Minus The Tube & The Junkies
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Photos: Scotland

UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 2 Nov 2011 | Photo Gallery

Haggis, Kilts, & Mel Gibson
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Photos: The Lake District

UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 2 Nov 2011 | Photo Gallery

Halfway To Haggis
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Get A Job! You F*cking Leech On Society!

UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 26 Oct 2011 | Views [161]

I arrived back in Middleton Cheney around ten o' clock at night, after riding nonstop from York. It was cold, I was tired and sore from being in the saddle most of the day, and I just wanted to nap. I was fortunate in that I'd become good friends with ... Read more >


My Return To England And A Life Of Poverty

UNITED KINGDOM | Tuesday, 25 Oct 2011 | Views [246]

(Oh boy, I'm almost two months behind with my journal entries, my memories have faded with time, too many late nights and ummm alcohol consumption, but luckily I've kept up regular FaceBook rants. Digging all the way back to a certain post on the 22nd ... Read more >


Edinburgher-king

UNITED KINGDOM | Saturday, 22 Oct 2011 | Views [254]

"Scots: Inventors of the modern world. You're welcome." ~ Ewan McGregor, Long Way Round. (At the time of writing this, I ain't in Scotchland. I'm back in London. I don't own a motorcycle [not counting the scooter I own back home in Australia.... Read more >


Doing Edinburgh Right Mate?

UNITED KINGDOM | Friday, 21 Oct 2011 | Views [218]

Starting by pronouncing it 'Eddin-bra'. And drinking Scotch whisky instead of Irish whisky. And hating the English. That's all Edinburgh asks of you. I can only appreciate so much beauty in one sitting before it blends into mush and I need a drink or ... Read more >


My Hole At Loch Ness

UNITED KINGDOM | Thursday, 20 Oct 2011 | Views [232]

I done dug me a hole to poo in. But I didn't use it. Just wanted to test the shovel that came strapped to the sidecar of my bike. I'm sure there'll be ample opportunity to poo into ground holes in India. Heaps. Maybe I ought to start practising my aim ... Read more >


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