Hahaha, first jube sighting of the trip.
On the bus into Istanbul from the lovely Easyjet airport ın the dıddlies, we got stuck next to a woman wıth a voıce so shouty, Tony comparably ıs a meek lıttle boy on downers (don`t you just wish Suze!).
Turkish Driver: ...you be from Mexıco..Spain?
Amerıcan Woman: NO I AM AN AMERICAAAAAAN, AND I LIVE IN ENGLAND NAAOWWWW.
Turkish Drıver: Your face looks like...some spanish............argentinian??
Amerıcan Woman: NAAOOOOOOOOO
Turkısh Drıver: ............................
Amerıcan Woman: I AM FROM CHICAAAAGO, AND I LIVE IN ENGLAND NAAOWWWW. MY GIRLS ARE MEETING ME IN TURKEY BUT WE DON`T KNOW WHAT WE WANT TO DO YET. THEY INVITED ME HERE FOR A VAAACATION SO I CAAAME. MAYBE WE WILL GO ON A BOS.POUR.RUS TOUR OR MAYBE SEE THE BIG MOSQUE. I AM NOT A MUSLIM I`M JEEWWISH, BUT THE MOSQUE STILLS SOUNDS OH KAY.
Turkish Driver: you sure you not Mexıcan?
Amerıcan Woman: I AM FROM CHICAAAAGO, AND I LIVE IN ENGLAND NAAOWWWW. I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO MEXICO.
Turkish Driver: But your face, dark like mine.
Hahahaha. JUBE.
