TUGGIN' AND RUBBIN'

COLOMBIA | Sunday, 15 January 2006 | Views [547]

No they are NOT two superheroes and YOU know EXACTLY what I'm talking about. I saw this cautionary banner as I was passing the fruit and veg market in El Centro today and I thought I would share it with you. For those of you whose eyes are not as good as mine (heh heh.) (Stoppit STOPPIT!!!). Here is a rough transcription and translation of it's wise counsel.

"Young person you should not atrophy Your Mental and physical Development
Masturbation produces problems:

Because it unbalances the hormones testosterone and Progesterone Because It expands the sphincters
Because it exhausts the melatonin
Because it makes that you confuse the reality with the fantasy and when faced with a relationship you do not obtain the erection
Because it exhausts phosphorus of the nervous system
Because it exhausts the lecithin of the cervix
Because it degrades the personality."

Don't come whining to me that your sphincters have expanded and that no-one took time or the trouble to warn you. Now let's all do the responsible thing and get out and warn those kids!
End of biology lesson.

(I think the link reads, suprisingly:  www.Anael.org)

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